Monday, May 2, 2011

Big News Weekend

Geez Louise this was a big news weekend! Let's review, shall we?

Of course I woke up at 4:30 AM to watch the Royal Wedding. I'm a pop culture junkie, and do you honestly think I would miss the biggest event of the decade?? Psh I think not. Kate looked flawless. That dress was the perfect compromise of modern flair and classic, traditional elegance required for a royal wedding in Westminster Abbey.

For the people who say she wasn't edgy enough, I say that you people are cray-cray. She couldn't stomp down that aisle as if she were on the runway she was on when William finally realized her hotness and wear something like this:



The Queen would have passed out after screaming "To the Tower with that harlet". Prince Harry probably would have high-fived Wills and told him good job. Pippa wouldn't see the problem with that dress though...she seems like she knows how to have a good time.

Anyone else think that the Maid of Honor and Best Man totally hooked up after the reception? Especially after seeing what a hot mess Chelsy Davy was...honey, if you are trying to convince the official Spare to the thrown to marry you and make you a princess, TRY HARDER. Why you decided to wear something that looks like a Stein Mart power suit is beyond me.


I can't forget to give a shout out to Fergie's girls, Eugenie and Beatrice. I literally laughed every single time the camera panned over to the Queen and I saw these two perched behind her. I couldn't help but see this image:

instead of:


At the end of it I really hope that Kate and Wills make it work. You could tell they really love each other by the way they kept sneaking glances at each other and smiling during the ceremony. It would be a shame if the royal way of life messes it up for them.

The other big news of the weekend came in late last night. Osama bin Laden is dead. We finally caught up with the rat. A part of me is so glad that he finally paid for his many, many crimes against not only the US but humanity in general. The other part of me doesn't want to celebrate as hard as many Americans have been celebrating. I guess it just makes me anxious that retaliation is a definitive and is just a matter of when as opposed to if. Hopefully my anxious feelings are just paranoia and won't actually happen.

1 comment:

  1. I totally agree about those hats! I can't believe they put those two goons behind the queen. They got way too much camera time. Well, I guess that's what they were going for, shock and awe, so they could get attention. I think it was more like shock and disgust.

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