Survey Time Excellent!

Let's take a survey so I don't say things I shouldn't, shall we?

If you woke up as the opposite sex, whats the first thing you would do?
Scratch my balls and pee standing up
Are you addicted to anything?
TV...I luuurrrvveee my TV
What do you see in a guy/girl?
I love a sense of humor and a guy who can be a bit of a nerd - basically all of Ted's qualities
Has an animal ever attacked you?
Yes!  When I was a kid my neighbor's dog knocked me down and tried to bite me :(
When was the last time someone made you laugh really hard?
Jess this morning when she dubbed herself the hungry grinch.  I may have snorted a little :)
Do you find piercings/tattoos attractive?
I don't like piercings.  I could be ok with a tattoo or two
What's the weirdest thing you've ever licked?
hmmm I can't think of anything weird :(
When you wake up, what's the first thought that runs through your head?
"shit...already?"
Do you actually believe Alaska is covered in snow?
Parts of it probably
Are you ever purposely irritating?
No...maybe I need to be sometimes...
Would you ever play strip poker?
With Ted I would
If you could make someone disappear, who would it be?
So many options!!
Look behind you, what do you see?
My gorgeous curtains from Anthropologie.
What's your fav thing about the opposite sex?
Ted's smile :)
What's the most important thing to you?
1. Ted  2. Family (mostly immediate) 3. Friends 4. Career
What would you be doing right now if you were kicked off your computer?
Laundry and watching Revenge
How do you spend your weekends?
With Ted, Blair or my S'port girls.  Or at work.
Who do you want to be with right now?
I want to continue to hang out with Ted and Sly.  Or hang out with the S'port girls
Are you fun to hang with?
Yes I am fun to hang out with.  At least certain people still think so.
What country would you love to visit?
Japan
What's on your mind right now?
avoiding the drama llamas
When was the last time you went to a good party?
Blair's birthday outing was kinda like a good party
Fav song?
Spiderwebs - No Doubt
Can you lick your elbow?
Nope...isn't that impossible?
If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you be?
not very...my bedroom is downstairs
What would you do if your bf/gf cheated on you with your best friend?
I'd cut off his balls.  J/k...or am I?
Do you like anyone you can't have?
no...I guess this is a survey for high school kids?
Do you dance even without music?
sometimes
Does anyone tease you cause of your name?
Kids made fun of my last name...which was a bit of a stretch...
What song is stuck in your head right now?
None
What's your darkest secret?
I don't really have one
What do you think is at the end of the rainbow?
Your mom
If a blind guy/girl started hitting on you, what would you do?
Somehow mention the wedding ring he obviously can't see on my finger
What was the last concert you want to?
I worked a Houston Symphony concert last weekend and then last month went to see Maroon 5
Do you speak your mind?
I do but apparently that's a bad thing for some people
Can you handle the truth?
Yep.  Can you?
What would you do if someone random on the street came up to you and started hitting on you?
Yep...High School kid quiz
Ever been caught naked?
Nope
Ever been in a fight?
Like a physical one?  Not that I remember
If so did you win?
n/a
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?
Nope
Done anything illegal lately?
Not really
Name the most stupidest thing you've ever done?
Oh so many choices.  Trust people I shouldn't
Would you talk to someone you don't know on the internet?
not anymore
Ever been in trouble for something you didn't do?
Oh I'm sure
Ever done anything stupid towards a cop?
Hell No
Have you lied to your parents about where you've been or going?
Oh who hasn't once upon a time
Ever had a prank turn out wrong?
Nah
Would you send money to a starving family in another country?
Sure
Are you hungry?
For ice cream!
If you could speak another language, what would it be?
Spanish would be useful
One word to describe yourself?
Fantastic
To describe your friends?
Amazing
What's the last present you've received?
Blair brought me some prints from Ikea yesterday
What would you rather have as a name?
I like my name
Any siblings?
Blair - the best person in the world
Are you a sporty kind of person or do you like to lay around and do nothing but watch tv or sit at the computer?
Totally lazy, but I'm starting to run
Could you outrun a bus?
Nope
You and your friends are bored. What do you do?
Chat or play a board game
What's your middle name?
Frances
What's your fav website?
I love Tom and Lorenzo's blog
Single or Taken?
Very Taken
Good or Bad kisser?
I guess I'm a good kisser?
What would you do if the world were coming to an end?
Eat an amazing meal and snuggle with Ted and Sly
Biggest regret ever?
Too many to list