Tuesday, June 1, 2010

My House is Plagued...

with a cannibal man-eating frog! *Cue organ horror/shock music*

Ok, so maybe I exaggerate a tiny bit. For Christmas this year, T's mom gave him two aquatic frogs. They were easy to take care of, just a few pellets every other day. We noticed that one frog was considerably bigger than the other, and he would bully him around. He sometimes appeared to be raping the tiny one. I guess he was lonely and needed some lovin'.

We left the frogs at the apartment during our big move. They were only there for two nights alone, and so we expected them to both be alive and kicking when T went back to the apartment. Unfortunately, the tiny frog was dead and floating lifelessly at the bottom of their little cube. We thought he just died of natural causes...or did he??

T left the now single frog at the apartment for another couple of nights. When he went back to finish up the apartment cleaning, he discovered something horrible: the bully frog ATE the corpse of the tiny frog! All that is left are a couple of tiny frog bones among the pebbles!! We own a cannibal man eating frog!!! Isn't that horrible!?! Maybe he murdered his tiny buddy so he could have a hearty snack!

I'm really creeped out by the frog now and kinda want to flush him. Thoughts?

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